Answers to Stuart Elliot's Stupid '20 Questions' NYT Column Today. You're Welcome.
1. No.
2. Probably not, but I don’t know anyone from Baltimore.
3. Very few, i’m sure. Supposedly, kids these days don’t read newspapers, remember?
4. I bet they will. No one is as stupid as you seem to think they are.
5. I haven’t seen them. Maybe it’s a joke.
6. Oh, public anger, I guess.
7. No.
8. Huh?
9. Surprised? No, I doubt it. I doubt few even noticed, and those who did fully understand the omission.
10. Yes, I’m sure. No one thinks like that.
11. None. People are cynical.
12. Probably not, the same way you’re forgetting Smucker’s famous slogan.
13. Because they all have numbers in them.
14. Mild displeasure.
15. OK, maybe you’re right on that one.
16. Wait, Swatch owns Omega? I didn’t know that.
17. Do they? I don’t think they do.
18. I bet not.
19. Are you serious?
20. No.
