Pappy’s Golden Age Comics Blogzine
Lorna the Jungle Girl
Hello. I'm Andy. I live in Jersey City, and I eat kid fingers.
My job: Working behind-the-scenes on a weekly news magazine ... loving, hating, and driving for money and power.
You can listen to my radio show, 'Shut Up, Weirdo,' Fridays at 6pm on WFMU.
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Pappy’s Golden Age Comics Blogzine
Lorna the Jungle Girl
1. No.
2. Probably not, but I don’t know anyone from Baltimore.
3. Very few, i’m sure. Supposedly, kids these days don’t read newspapers, remember?
4. I bet they will. No one is as stupid as you seem to think they are.
5. I haven’t seen them. Maybe it’s a joke.
6. Oh, public anger, I guess.
7. No.
8. Huh?
9. Surprised? No, I doubt it. I doubt few even noticed, and those who did fully understand the omission.
10. Yes, I’m sure. No one thinks like that.
11. None. People are cynical.
12. Probably not, the same way you’re forgetting Smucker’s famous slogan.
13. Because they all have numbers in them.
14. Mild displeasure.
15. OK, maybe you’re right on that one.
16. Wait, Swatch owns Omega? I didn’t know that.
17. Do they? I don’t think they do.
18. I bet not.
19. Are you serious?
20. No.
There’s a beautiful symmetry to this. Wignuts flocking together and all that.
Andy and Frangry are taking a little break. Really, things are fine. We’re just taking a little time to sort things out, think things through. I mean, yes, the whole calendar thing was a bit of a strain, but that’s over now, and I’m sure we’ll get through this, and things will be just fine in time for our next show on July 10. We just ask that you all give us a zone of privacy until then. Thank you.
A beer garden just opened two blocks from my apartment in downtown Jersey City!
“The atmosphere of this Jersey City Beer Garden is fun and friendly, with 800 soon to be close friends. It is a casual atmosphere with community seating, relaxed atmosphere and no reservations. Come taste some of the best food Jersey City has to offer and sample our impressive beer selection, which boasts 144 draft lines of European beers and American craft brews. Variety! Order fresh draft beers from an incredible selection of European beer and American craft brews that flow through 144 beer taps. Order a mug, or liter. If you are not sure, try a multiple selection or “flight” of four different beers served in 5 oz. glasses. Hungry? Order one of a dozen delicious oversize portions of grilled sausage, or a variety of specialty burgers from our grill window. You can also flag a server and order any grill item or choose from an incredible variety of Bavarian dishes prepared in our kitchen and brought to your table. Along with your favorite brew of course! Zeppelin Hall has both a pub and a huge indoor hall so we are open rain or shine 52 weeks a year!”
Hold on: A zeppelin-theme restaurant-bar on the edge of Jersey City? This sounds like it could be the plot of “The Producers II: Curse of the Hindenburg.” Oh, the humanity!
(via Divine Hɐrvester ™)